The Scene

Hilditch

Novice
Five gawkers slowly walking around the campground killing time. Walked past 5 tears but when they got to ours one said:

“Can we see your camper?”

“Sure, it’s a buck a question.”

“What year is your car?”

“That’s one. It’s a forty.”

After showing the galley one asked, “Is there room to sleep in there?”

“That’s two. Here , take a look.”

After the oohs and aahs they thanked us and moved on after the mini tour. Never got my $2 but saved a half hour of answering idle curiosity questions from 5 folks who were not teardrop material. As our nights in the tear pile up, recognizing the sincerely interested people from those that just want a free show to kill time gets easier and easier.

Hilditch, 1%er
 
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