The Long Wait put to Verse

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Old_Prospector, Dec 27, 2014.

  1. Old_Prospector

    Old_Prospector Junior Ranger

    After a long trip of motels, diners and laundry mats,
    I began looking for a small pull-behind house on wheels;
    When up pops tiny Raindrop trailer on the internet,
    Complete with all the comforts of couch, bed, and kitchen meals.

    I said to self, can you afford it? And replied, “you bet.”
    So I signed the purchase order and mailed the down payment.
    Cary informed me it would be early July to get.
    Now I sit, plan, and wait for the delivery statement.

    In February I will pilgrimage to Necedah,
    To visit the Mother Ship that makes these Tiny Campers,
    And tweak the final order to build my custom trailah’,
    Then see the construction photos of baby in Pampers.

    Patience has never been my strong suit, or so I’ve been told
    But waiting builds good character, as opined by wise men.
    I must occupy my days to get past the winter cold;
    So when summer arrives, I can hit the trail – just campin’.
     
  2. fpoole

    fpoole Junior Ranger Donating Member

    Heheh, kewl OP....
    When i first saw them, friend built his, I said to 'Myself', "Self", now that is kewl...

    The best of both worlds...
    Inside warm, dry and toast'n;
    Outside cooking and mighty-fine Host'n...
    (sigh, well I tried to rhyme it hehehe)

    Now you get to "outfit" it...
    and that's the fun part too...

    "Happy Trails...."

    fun..

    [​IMG]
     
  3. birder526

    birder526 Novice

    Thanks for your poetry! Awesome!
     
  4. GinaNBob

    GinaNBob Novice

    Here's mine:
    We dream of our Camp Inn trailer
    Made for these overland sailors
    Cozy bed to sleep in
    Fine kitchen for eatin
    Now our dreams of a travel future are well tailored.

    Gina
     
  5. Old_Prospector

    Old_Prospector Junior Ranger

    Yes, Yes. More rhymes, and limericks count too.

    Good contributions Gina and Frank.

    Winter is not generally ideal camping weather (at least in this part of the world), so it's time for fun and creativity in the literary venue. So let's see more poetry.
     
  6. Jay & Valerie

    Jay & Valerie Ranger Donating Member

    There once was a man from Nantucket
    He tried to camp in an old rust bucket
    But the bed was too small
    No headroom at all
    So he gave up and said...er, wait, this is a family forum.
    So he gave up and said, I'll no longer tough it

    Instead I will find something more stylin
    Something I will look more "fly" in
    a 560 will do
    a 550 will too
    Finally, no more rain will I be stuck in.
     
  7. Old_Prospector

    Old_Prospector Junior Ranger

    Here's another.

    Whether 550 or 560 matters not
    It’s a great little home on wheels that you bought
    So plan a trip
    Pack up and split
    And use those camping skills that your father taught
     
  8. Jay & Valerie

    Jay & Valerie Ranger Donating Member

    I grew up camping in tents
    A young man with no money or sense
    But as I grew old
    Tired, wet and cold,
    Out the door the old tent, went.

    It was time to seek out a change
    Something for the home on the range
    A teardrop I found
    So easy to tow round
    and now I don't wake up deranged.
     
  9. Jay & Valerie

    Jay & Valerie Ranger Donating Member

    And one for the CampInn Crew

    When I saw the teardrop, my eyes they did glaze
    as I sat awe, my mind was ablaze
    Twas a fine piece of work for sure
    One that held a certain allure
    On travels it was sure to amaze

    The team does work hard to please
    They make it look like it is done with ease
    A trailer built to last
    The wait goes by quite fast
    In your hands you will soon find your keys

    Tis true the CampInn is a work of art,
    and their service does warm the heart
    Hats off to the team
    It's no longer a dream
    For teardropin I can finally take part.
     
  10. Old_Prospector

    Old_Prospector Junior Ranger

    "I'm in awe," he said with hat removed and a deep bow.

    Two entries back to back, and the last one is a work of art.
     
  11. birder526

    birder526 Novice

    Awesomely written!!
     
  12. Jay & Valerie

    Jay & Valerie Ranger Donating Member

    Thank you he said with a nod,
    It's quite fun and even a bit odd,

    While it would be fun to do this day long,
    Ignoring my work would be wrong

    For it is work that pays for the trailer
    Allowing me to be the road sailor ( ;) to GinaNBob)

    Alas, it's back to the grindstone I go
    for it waits for no man, you know?
    Calls I must make
    Meetings I take
    So for the weekend I can enjoy my rolling chateau
     
  13. Jim and Sue L.

    Jim and Sue L. Junior Ranger

    Brilliant.

    Sue
     
  14. Jim and Sue L.

    Jim and Sue L. Junior Ranger

    There was a frail fellow named Vie
    Whom tent camping could never abide.
    To spare his soft skin,
    He bought a Camp Inn
    And slept safe in a shiny steel hide.

    Not good, but quick

    Camp On

    Sue
     
  15. Old_Prospector

    Old_Prospector Junior Ranger

    Over the hills and through the trees
    To the sea shore away from freeze
    Lower down the jacks
    Sit back and relax
    Enjoy life and the ocean breeze
     
  16. Jay & Valerie

    Jay & Valerie Ranger Donating Member

    One last fun one for the evening...

    A campground it is that I seek
    One with green grass and tall trees
    But my eyes grow weary
    and the drive grows dreary
    and my bladder says it's time to pee

    So off at the next exit I start
    It's late and the night she is dark
    No campground in sight
    Oh my what a plight
    I'll have to settle for the lot of Walmart
     
  17. GinaNBob

    GinaNBob Novice

    This has been the silliest topic to follow but it has been a lot of fun!
    Happy New Year to all!
    Now, back to the football!
    Roll Tide!

    Gina
     
  18. Old_Prospector

    Old_Prospector Junior Ranger

    Old has been exchanged to usher in the new,
    Wish happy two-thousand fifteen to all of you.
    Being a true optimist, next year will be best;
    New adventures and travels to the east and west

    From sun-up to sundown explore the vast terrain.
    Trekking forests, mountains, lakes and coasts is not vain,
    But it’s how to gather ken of the land we live.
    What pleasure to yourself and children you will give.

    When the sun goes down and looking up to see blue,
    May skies be clear to have stars and planets to view.
    By staying far away from artificial light
    Take a Planisphere to learn the names of the night

    From a line by Roy and Dale, “happy trails to you.”
    Hope our paths cross to share a cup of Joe, or two,
    And so we can swap stories and toast to success.
    May your future be happy, healthy and prosperous.
     
  19. GinaNBob

    GinaNBob Novice

    Old Prospector
    You have a way of expressing great sentiment

    Happy New Year to all!


    Gina and Bob
     
  20. Jay & Valerie

    Jay & Valerie Ranger Donating Member

    Twas the night before New Years, and all through the house
    Creatures were stirring, at least those not passed out
    Time to ring in the new year, all said with a cheer
    Open the wine, champagne and bring out some beer

    So, enjoy tonight for tomorrow is hungover
    It happens every year for those that aren't sober
    Aspirin might help or hair of the dog
    No matter how you slice it, you head it will fog

    But let's end this diddy on a more lively reply
    For these years go by fast, don't let life pass you by
    Share love with your family, your friends and your neighbors
    Live in the now, each moment to savor

    For 14 was good, but 15 will be better
    Rise to the occasion and be the trend setter
    Enjoy friendships and make new ones too
    So, out with the old year and in with the new

    Happy new year and blessings to all!
     
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