I once had a snarky kind of a jerk going on and on about how his 35 foot travel trailer was better. I also knew that he had to pay a premium for a heated storage unit to keep it in.
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I reformatted a bunch of text that was duplciated and in the wrong place...Wierd
Oh, Snark...I like snark.
I found my garage never drops below freezing --- even on the coldest nights my attached garage never drops below 40. In fact, I don't know quite what to do with the 14 gallons of antifreeze I have that I purchased for my ol' 35 foot trailer...or that giant cover that I needed to replace every 1-2 years.
Your insurance costs how much a month? I pay that for a 6 months!
You get 7 mpg when towing? Funny....my cars MPG drops that much, I get 32 when not towing, and 25 when I am.
How much did the value of yours drop in the first year? MSRP was 60000, but you got a "great deal" at 35,000 (the markup on elkhart rigs is crazy) just like everyone else. How much will you be able to sell it for in 2 years? Interesting - Mine only dropped from MSRP to almost MSRP
Did your slides break yet? Oh, they're still under warranty! I'm sorry, I'll ask you again 3 months after the warranty is out. (also, ask about refrigerator, heater, water pump, axles and stove)
1/8" steel frame? I see you are a man of faith!
Frame rusted yet? Of course it is, it was rusted when they started building it. Did you look here behind this gusset? Is that raw steel? Oh, here...at this weld...and wait...is that weld cracked? Was there penetration here?
Leaks? I used to buy dicor by the case! I just gave 8 tubes to my neighbor for his...the 4 he bought wasn't enough.
What is a China bomb? A blowout is bad on any rig. But the big rigs are putting a lot more stress on cheap tires. 8000lbs on 4 tires, or 1500 on 2.
While we're talking suspension...Those equalizers in the trailer suspension -- they look like they are upgrades? Funny...mine is factory, and I forget it is there when I'm towing it. For that matter....I don't even HAVE equalizers.
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Are Teardrops perfect? No, there are a few creature comforts that would be nice. Bathroom, Shower, built-in-washer and dryer....But at least where Camp-inn is concerned....maintenance is easy, I can't speak for the "super" teardrops which has as much in common with teardrops as chiapets do to gardening.
Washing, waxing, being the worst of the maintenance we have, and some us accept "patina" as a finish.
My 2012, when I sold it in 2017) still looked good except for some corrosion caused by roadsalt. TOTALLY my fault, it sat for weeks without a wash after a snowstorm. Everything still worked after several cross country trips, and over 100 nights use. This is "ordinary" behavior for campinn.
My 35 Grand Design had less than 30 nights use, was to florida and back once....and I had alerady replaced the entire suspension, and a 3'rd set of springs Not to mention control boards on the fridge and water heater. Sadly, my experience there was not an exception here either.
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My favorite question from people --- how many does it sleep? I always answer "it depends on how finely you chop them."
Considering our "Welcome to Wisconsin" thread -- I think I need professional help
